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My name is K. Max Lam(bert). Sometimes people call me Khubert Lamly.

I was a ‘big mac’ (i-if you know what I mean). I lived in a burgerphobic era in United Statian history and was murdered by burgots. I was reincarnated into a contemporary mountainman. I hunt fur because I majored in Jobless, Jobless and McDonalds. Since people think I am a hippie from The Bay, I must hunt only faux fur. My favorite wildernesss is Nordstorm because peacoats are so dumb, they walk straight into my traps. 

Some people call me Pink Pearl Eraser because my ma’s skin is white, my pa’s skin is dark red, so I look like discarded Bubble Tape (Original).

Some people wonder if I am a drug user, alcoholic or a Dadaist. I replied, “Wow … you Dadacist!”

Loves: Minimalism, Cyrano de Bergerac, Thoureau, Twain, Camus, Rainy Days, Hiking, Camping, Climbing, Miyazaki, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Like: Final Fantasy 6, Earthbound, Genso Suikoden 1&2, Terranigma, Chrono Trigger

Listen: Classic, Folk Music, Jazz, Progressive Rock, Chiptunes, Post-Modern Rock

I have a dream that my four little games will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the count of their pixels, but by the content of their character.

Martin Luther King, Jr. - true vision ahead of his time

Be the Darkness you wish to see in the world.

Shadow Lord Ghandi - embrace it